Colts Coach Chuck Pagano’s Moving Postgame Speech Will Have You Ready To Kick Some Ass

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Personally, I’m not one for motivational speeches. In high school, I remember cracking up when my football coach tried to inspire our shitty team to avoid us getting thoroughly embarassed. Seriously, we had kids fucking cry during the pregame only to get slaughtered on the field and head into halftime down 50. Motivational speeches are “meh” to me.

But there are a few that’ll still tug at my heartstrings…

The Indianapolis Colts are having a bad season. After two atrocious performances to open the year, the Colts finally found a way to win yesterday against the Titans. Colts head coach Chuck Pagano, a cancer survivor, was proud of his guys, so he let them know it in the locker room:

Damn, doesn’t that have you ready to run through a fucking wall? I’m ready to suit up right now and blindside Dan right out of his desk chair. Chuck Pagano is the man. No doubt in my mind, each of his players loves playing hard for that guy.

The only thing that ruins this video is Andrew Luck’s nasally ass voice chiming in at the end. WE DON”T NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU, ANDREW — we got enough from Chuck already.

The 1-2 Colts host a terrible Jacksonville team next Sunday.

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