Rush Boobs For Breast Cancer Awareness (50 Photos)
Since the dawn of the internet, fraternity members have been convincing girls to write “Rush (Insert Fraternity Here)” across their chests for promotional purposes. Over the past couple months there has been a massive resurgence in the world of rush boobs. Here at Total Frat Move, in the spirit of the month of October, we...
Four People You Will Meet in a Fraternity/Sorority Homecoming Pairing
The She-Devil Do not look directly into her eyes. No really, don’t, because in them is an evil hellfire that will turn your dick and balls into a pillar of salt. The She-Devil is the most conspicuous of all the people you will see in a fraternity/sorority homecoming pairing, mostly because she’s in charge. In...
Real TFM User Comments Inserted Into Casual, Everyday Conversation: Part 2
Most of us can agree one of the greatest qualities of your TFM experience is the community involvement. We can also agree it’s comprised of some of the sickest sons of bitches around – funny, but sick. The comments on this site are equal parts hilarious and disturbing. The guise of internet anonymity makes sites...
The Truth About Philanthropy
It was my sophomore year, late-September. The summer was fading, and the weather showed signs of fall’s early arrival after a brutal summer heat. The campus was boisterous, the girls were tan and ample-chested, and the pledges were wide-eyed and full of vigor. It was a great time to be alive. Even amidst the excitement...
Inside the Hazing Meeting Between the Alabama Administration and the IFC Presidents
(*The presidents of every University of Alabama fraternity sit in a lecture hall, anxiously waiting to learn what the fate of their pledge programs. Vice President for Student Affairs, Mark Nelson, enters the room*) Nelson: Gentlemen. Thank you for meeting with me today. There are a couple of things I’m going address, and then I’ll...
Sweetheart of the Week: Taylor Blevins
The TFM Sweethearts are a collection of the most attractive, American sorority girls from across the country. Every week we are featuring one as the Sweetheart of the Week, as chosen by the TFM staff. Taylor Blevins, all 5’2″ of her, is your Sweetheart of the Week. Taylor is a Communications major at the University...
Five Types of Shacker Shirts
None There could be a good reason for why you didn’t get a shirt after being on the receiving end of post-rager sex that was both impressive in the length of its duration and disappointing in its erratic and unnecessarily overzealous thrusting, that at times was so wild that the guy was danger close to...
FAIL FRIDAY: Doing It Doggy Style
Ten real submissions, twenty photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Having to take a shower after every shit you take because your house manager is too lazy to buy toilet paper. TFM.-Washington I have actually seen this situation unfold. It’s pathetic. I was sitting in...
An Hour by Hour Analysis of Guys’ and Girls’ 21st Birthdays
6:00 PM Guys: Awake from mid-afternoon nap, still feeling effects of the previous night’s hangover. Crack open first beer while still in bed, drink until head stops throbbing. Remember assignment due tomorrow, shrug and conclude “We can drop one of the quizzes, right?” Girls: Return home after several hours of class and an extended library...
A National Ass Day Tribute
In a world where a holiday can be created by something as simple as a Twitter hashtag, it is rare to find an offbeat holiday that doesn’t reek of retardation. I’ve seen such ridiculousness as National Virus Day, Leif Erikson Day, and National TV Talk Show Day, and that’s only in the month of October....
Rush Boobs From This Week (60 Photos)
Since the dawn of the internet, fraternity members have been convincing girls to write “Rush (Insert Fraternity Here)” on their tits for promotional purposes. Over the past couple months there has been a massive resurgence in the world of rush boobs, and in the past few weeks, rush ass. Here are this week’s photos… Sharpie...
Top 10 Hottest Fox News Anchors
Boner Tucking 101 should be a mandatory pre-employment course at Fox News. Maintaining a professional, boner-free work environment is highly conducive to a great on-air product, and it should be a priority. With all the scattered ass walking through the hallways of the Fox News buildings and studios, it would be easy for one to...
BID/BLACKBALL, WEEK 6: SUNDAY FOOTBALL PREVIEW
SUNDAY 1:00 GAMES *** Raiders (+9) vs. FALCONS *** HASH The Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for some intelligence to steal, but all he could find was a bunch of slack jawed racists who tear up anytime an Alan Jackson record gets played. WHERE WERE YOU…WHEN THE WORLD BOUGHT ALBUMS THAT EXPLOITED...
FAIL FRIDAY: Male Rush Boobs
Ten real submissions, twenty photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Having an 80′s dad dick before leaving college. TFM.-Kentucky What exactly do you know about 80′s dad dick? Sratty Patty drank a Natty then sucked my fatty. Fucking TFM.-Canada Listen, Canada…this isn’t a fucking poetry...
Sweetheart of the Week: Allie DeSantis
The TFM Sweethearts are a collection of the most attractive, American sorority girls from across the country. Every week we are featuring one as the Sweetheart of the Week, as chosen by the TFM staff. Allie DeSantis is our Sweetheart of the Week. She’s an Interpersonal Communication major at Miami University in Ohio. I gotta...
A Guy’s Opinion on the “Facebook Official” Phenomenon
The internet is an amazing thing. In the world wide web’s short existence, our generation has seen the fledgling dial-up monstrosity evolve into the information behemoth we have come to rely on today. Any fact, figure, or statistic is at a finger tap’s reach at any given point in our lives. Users around the world...
BID/BLACKBALL, WEEK 6: THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PREVIEW
*** Steelers (-6) vs. TITANS Hash: Dementia is for liberals. It’s the easy way out. If you want to forget that you’ve spent your entire life living in a landlocked breeding ground of incest and Lane Kiffin, Ms. Summitt, why don’t you repress your memories like an adult and think about the time you got...
GDI of the Month: 10 Questions with BuzzFeed’s Jack Moore
Jack Moore is a sports editor for BuzzFeed.com. One of his recent pieces, The Frattiest Quarterbacks in the NFL, caught my eye for obvious reasons (it is fraternity related), but also because of his feeble attempt to perpetuate the mainstream “frat guy” stereotype, ie. a douchey, latently homosexual rapist. I responded with a little left...
TFM Interview: Country Music Artist Josh Abbott
Josh Abbott is a Texas country artist, a graduate of Texas Tech University, and a proud alum of the Texas Epsilon chapter of Phi Delta Theta. He accredits much of his musical success to Lubbock, Texas and time spent with his Phi Delt brothers. I was given the pleasure of asking him some questions. You...
NFL Quarterbacks Talking on Facebook Again
Here is the sequel, courtesy of ProFootballMock.com: Catch up on Part 1 if you missed it. *** Follow @RogerDornTFM
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