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TFM Spring Break Photo Contest Results
After weeks of fierce competition the TFM Spring Break Photo Contest has come to a close. I’d like to thank everyone that participated. Some seriously disturbing images were submitted that will permanently haunt my dreams. Here are some of the best photos from the contest, some of the worst fails that were submitted, and finally…the...
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Reasons to Day Rage
The last time I day partied with the TFM staff, I ruined the clothes I was wearing, convinced a middle-aged couple at the bar to get divorced, and drank myself mute. And that was a spontaneous 5-person Sunday outing to a local hole in the wall. We just do things the right way is all...
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50 Things Sorority Girls Should Know About Fraternity Guys
1. We don’t like your Lilly Pulitzer, we tolerate it. 2. We don’t want to hear about your period. At all. 3. There are very few things you can do that are better than a morning blowjob. 4. If you’re giving us head, for the love of God don’t remind us of the fact that...
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Missing the Pre Game Rub
“My mother caught me…you know, I was alone…” And just like that, George Costanza kicked off the longest 40 days and 40 nights of my life. Flashback to Ash Wednesday. I still hadn’t come up with what I was going to give up for Lent. I’m lying in bed, cross on my forehead, hand on...
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FAIL FRIDAY: We Are Young
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Tackling your little cousin in a family flag football game just so you can grab her tight ass. TFM.-Texas Come on man. Really? Asking a girl if she’s ever had sex with a millionaire. After...
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Ally’s Poolside Photoshoot
Tucson12 continues their search for the hottest girl at The University of Arizona. Next up Ally Redig: She wants to be what kind of doctor? For more of Ally or more Arizona girls visit Tucson12.com
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Throwback Thursday: Hazed and Confused
With all the hazing in the news lately we figured that we’d get topical with our Throwback Thursday and relive some of the greatest moments of the classic summer movie “Dazed and Confused.” If you aren’t familiar with the movie then let me give you a quick synopsis I’m not going to explain it to...
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Bobby Petrino is Just Misunderstood
This has been a tough week for all of us. I remember the day I found out like it was yesterday. I was spraying mud all over the underside of my roommate’s toilet seat, and all of a sudden I hear Linda Cohn’s stupid fucking voice saying that Bobby had been involved in a motorcycle...
The Champ on Entitlement
You probably think you know where this is going. You’re wrong. No this isn’t about Occupy Wall Street or destroying liberal agendas or any of that crap. This is a real issue that bugs me and has ever since I graduated. There are a lot of kids who scrap and claw their way through college....
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You Might Want to Check Where That Money is Going
Maybe your chapter is blessed with an alumni association free of hangers-on. Maybe it’s an association of Fortune 500 CEO’s, university deans and stock brokers. But some chapters aren’t so lucky. Some chapters are run by idiots. People who were convinced by their much wiser, much cooler alumni peers (who wanted no part of the...
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Real Frat Tales: Duke, the Suicidal Frathound
Ah, the frathound. More than just man’s best friend, he’s been adopted and fully integrated into the fraternity culture. Posting up on front porches, fishing for dimes, afternoon dove hunts, he does it all. And unlike slapdick pledges, you can always count on him. Looking down from the hierarchy of respect, the frathound sees pledges,...
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The Hunch Punch Handbook
For as long as there has been alcohol, there have been brilliant inebriated minds trying to sway the taste into a more palatable realm. While some females turn their nose up at a delicious beer, a fluorescent mixture spewing from a 5-gallon cooler sporting a cardboard sign reading “Jungle Juice” is completely acceptable. This phenomenon...
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Real Frat Tales: The Space Rave
Saturday Morning, 10:30 AM So there I was, in some bed I didn’t recognize, with a purple teletubby costume around my ankles. If there was ever a time to think “what the hell happened to me last night?,” this was it. Hearing a running shower, I saw my opportunity to leave whoever this girl was...
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America: The Big Swinging Dick of the World
America is the greatest country on Earth for many reasons. Democracy, freedom, pornography, flushing toilets… but ultimately it comes down to the fact that we are the best at making other people dead. If life is a game, you can’t win it if you aren’t alive. That is the simple philosophy that fuels the badassery...
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The Worst Song Ever Created: Call Me Maybe
You’ll have to forgive me if this column comes off with a slightly angrier tone than usual, but after last week’s Fail Friday I’ve listened to Carly Rae Jepsen’s enough times to make my ears bleed profusely. For those that are deaf or who have somehow mystically avoided this pop phenom (please, tell us your...
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Vow of Silence
Brothers, You know that I like to have a good time. I like to “come out to the coast, get together, have a few laughs” as it were. But today I want to talk to you about a troubling trend that I have noticed within the fraternity community. If you’re any kind of man, you’ve...
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TFM’s Own Golden Tee
It didn’t take long for the TFM staff to learn that the fine people over at Golden Tee kick a lot of ass. After the publication of our column admiring this great bar room pastime, they were gracious enough to send us a Golden Tee Home Edition of our very own. Upon learning that a...
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FAIL FRIDAY: Bad Friday
Ten real submissions, five photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Jesus wouldn’t have risen from the dead if he drank as much as I did last night. TFM.-Texas Blasphemy! He also wouldn’t have taken down that slampig. Rocking my white Oakleys and croakies on campus...
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Throwback Thursday: TFM’s Top Masters Moments
TFM’s favorite sporting event of the year started today. I took it upon myself to compile a list of famous, inspirational, historic, or otherwise bad ass Masters moments throughout history and took an office poll to decide our top 5. Here’s what we came up with. Tiger becomes youngest Masters champion ever in 1997 while...
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Keep on Trolling
I thought this was America. A country founded on individual freedoms, where we can express ourselves without fear of persecution based on our beliefs or political affiliations. Unfortunately, many of our dear elected officials disagree. The SOPA bill has been the hot button free speech issue of the year. The congressional sponsors claim that it...
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The Champ’s MLB Preview: NL East
Champ here. I’m all about having fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me. Start a fire in someone’s kitchen. Maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off. It’s the NL East today. WHAMMY! Atlanta Braves Is it the 90s again? Are the Braves about to begin another decade of dominance? Eh, maybe....
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Goldman Sachs Elevator: Best of March
An anonymous career banker inside Goldman Sachs opened a twitter account (@GSElevator) with the intention of revealing the hilarious banter that takes place in the privacy of the GS elevators. Since then, the account has evolved to include things overheard on trading floors, bullpens, lobbies and bars. Some of the conversations involve more than one...
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The Worst Day of the Frat Year: Spring Break Drive Home
My hands are shaking right now. I’m not sure if it’s because of the hangover or the adderall/coffee/dip binge I’m on. Regardless, typing is not easy. Our driver probably shouldn’t be behind the wheel right now. He was taking shots until 5am last night. Although I guess we all were, so looks like we’re rolling...
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The Last Leg
It seems like only yesterday we were cracking beers back home on our sunlit porches as we scanned our contacts list for some casual Christmas Break raw dogging. After a few short months filled with ever-rising bar tabs, escalating drunken dares, and subsequent barely avoided arrests, we now find ourselves in April, the final leg...
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The Champ’s MLB Preview: AL West
Sorry about the delay between previews. The Champ got a little hung up in being a corporate juggernaut, postgrad supernova. Let’s continue. Time to let you Texas fucks have a little fun. Today, I dissect the AL West. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim The Angels spent more money this offseason than their name has letters,...
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other
It’s Masters week. It’s finally here, and all the talk leading up to this point is slowly quieting. Tiger’s re-emergence and Rory’s steep ascent to the top of the golf world have grabbed headlines lately, but the wait is over. It’s time to see how they perform in the world’s greatest golf tournament. There has...
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Martin Kaymer Aces 16th Skipping Ball Over Water at Augusta
Kaymer skips his way to a hole in one on the 16th at Augusta National during his practice round Another angle of Kaymer’s ace Vijay Singh’s hole in one on the same hole in similar fashion back in 2009
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“Life’s A Bitch” on iTunes
Since the TFM Original Video “Fratfellas” was released last year people have been asking, “What is that song and where can I get it?” If you haven’t seen the video you don’t know what I’m talking about, so watch it now. Comments on TFM and YouTube were filled with people looking for the song, but...
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The Top 5 Forms of Birth Control
The Pill- Everyone’s Favorite 30-rack Without a doubt, The Pill is the end-all be-all supreme form of birth control. No stress, no latex, no worries whatsoever, as long as she pops one of those fetus-proofing pills each day you’re in the clear. The Pill stands superior to other forms because you as the man don’t...
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America. Fuck Yeah.
America is the most badass place in the entire fucking world. We have capitalism and free markets. We don’t go to prison for trying to own property or starting a business. We don’t repress our beautiful women and censor their bodies. We don’t get our hands cut off if we get caught with alcohol. Our...
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