FAIL FRIDAY: The Price Is Wrong
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Went to the boat show. Saw a boat I liked. Set down with the finance guy and he asked me if I was worried about payments on 15 years on the $400,000. I simply said...
Top 10 College Football Helmets
I must be completely upfront with you here. I’m a classics guy. I much prefer the simple, traditional look of uniforms and helmets to some of the new age flair we’re seeing now. Give me the plain look of Penn State over the flash of Oregon’s tops. Texas Tech has glittery helmets for fuck sake....
The Frat Romance Novel, Part VI: Les Foam-erables
On a warm August day a young boy by the name of Darren set his innocent feet onto campus for the first time. As his parents’ car pulled to the curb Darren burst from the vehicle and ran toward his new dormitory, ready to greet the future as quickly as possible. His future began with...
The Problem With The 4 Team Playoff
The news is in. College football fans nationwide have been waiting for a playoff since before the BCS era, and they finally have it. Well… kind of. Yesterday it became official that, starting in 2014, four teams will be selected by committee to play in a semi-final bracket to determine which team is the “true”...
Why America Needs a Real Greek TV Show
In 1978, National Lampoon’s Animal House electrified the world with its outrageously hilarious caricature of fraternity life in the 1960’s. The film has thrown generation after generation into fits of uncontrollable laughter, making Greeks and independents alike chortle with satisfaction. Fast forward 34 years to 2012. While one would think the stranger-than-fiction stories of Greek...
Best Campus Blackout Restaurants: Austin
There are few things more enjoyable to a fraternity member than the casual, black-out devastation of disgustingly delicious food. There are signature spots on every college campus that draw their biggest crowd after 2 AM, each with their own specialties and legendary meals. For the University of Texas, there is Big Bite, home of the...
American Icons: Jeffrey Lebowski
The Cohen Brothers’ cult classic The Big Lebowski is a respected staple of comedic cinema genius. The movie boasts several unforgettable characters such as Jesus Quintana, Walter Sobchak, and Theodore Donald “Donny” Kerabatsos, but the real star of the show is Jeffrey Lebowski. No, I’m not talking about the freeloading hippie they call “The Dude.”...
Hurricane Parties: A Coastal Tradition
Growing up in Florida makes you realize that several facts are just plain inevitable. There will always be ancient old women driving 45 on the highway while they casually birdwatch out the window. There will always be the obnoxious Miami guidos who give The Sunshine State a bad name. And finally, when summer comes you...
30 Awkward Moments We Deal With in College
1. Making small talk with someone you used to have sex with. Oh, hey there. How are things? 2. Being nice to the new brothers who you were ruthlessly hazing a week ago. Dude, you don’t have to call me ‘Sir’ anymore. 3. Drunk Ex Text Messaging. do yuo missz me? cum over 4. Showing...
Rebuttal: Matt Bonner, NBA’s True Frattest Player
While reading Brian Scalabrine – Frattest NBA Player, I felt a deep pit of wrong. Sure, Scalabrine has a ring, he scores occasionally, wins the good people of Chicago some Big Macs, but he’s not at all the Frattest NBA player. That title belongs to the one and only Matt Bonner, an NBA Champion, devastating...
When It’s Time To Quit Smoking Weed
I spent the better part of the last 6 years convincing myself that I do, in fact, enjoy casually smoking marijuana with my fraternity brothers. Getting high made my unfunny friends hilarious, and made me feel like I really understood where Kid Cudi was coming from with his “Man on the Moon” album. But the...
FAIL FRIDAY: 8===D
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Posting an ad on craigslist: “5 frat guys looking for a gangbang.” Getting 10 responses and sharing the hottest with your bros. TFM.–Arizona Those responses are all from obese 30-year-old chronic masturbators. Frat in the...
’92 Dream Team: Pissing Excellence All Over the World
It’s been 20 years since the 1992 U.S. Olympic basketball team pulled down their red, white, and blue nut-hugging power trousers and pissed excellence all over the world in a shocking, yet disturbing, display of athletic superiority. Since this collection of the country’s most elite athletes won gold in Barcelona that summer, our country has...
10 Hottest Olympians in London 2012
Alex Morgan Not only is Alex Morgan an absolute bombshell, but she is also currently one of the best female soccer players in the entire world. Morgan helped lead the US Women’s National Team to a second place victory in the Women’s World Cup, and will forever be fapping material to hundreds of thousands of...
Throwback Thursday: Miles Fisher
This week’s Throwback Thursday column is highlighted by two of Miles Fisher’s finest contributions to the world of music in the form of two classic videos. The first is “This Must Be The Place” and is an incredible homage to the movie American Psycho. The second video, New Romance, is a tribute to Saved by...
Fifty Shades of Frat
As you know by now, “Fifty Shades of Grey” has taken over the world and women everywhere are fantasizing about a fictional character named Christian Grey during sex with their husbands and boyfriends. While I refuse to read an entire book that is considered an “erotic romance” novel, I did manage to get my hands...
The 5 Best Songs to Sing Blackout Drunk
I’ll be the first to admit that I’ll sing damn near any song after I’ve gotten a few cups of sweet liquid confidence in me. But not all songs were created equal, and this fact holds more true than ever after winning a one-on-one duel with a suitcase of Natural Light. The following five songs...
American Icons: Mark Cuban
Mark Cuban undoubtedly is the greatest owner of a professional sports franchise, but most people know him as something different: a cocky, temperous, loud-mouthed, whining fanatic. One should look past this, embrace the passion he holds for his team, and admire/learn from his path to success. The Cubes was destined for greatness from an early...
Most American Photo Collection of All Time
With the 4th of July rapidly approaching, we've compiled 77 of the most American photos of all time for your viewing pleasure.
WARNING: Fifty Shades of Grey
Time’s twitter feed today informed that the erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey by EL James is coming out with a line of lingerie, perfume, and other products targeted at the novels large fan base. I overheard a female friend during the NBA finals last week talking about the book and how she is obsessed...
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