Rush Boobs From This Week (62 Photos)
Since the dawn of the internet, fraternity members have been convincing girls to write “Rush (Insert Fraternity Here)” across their chests for promotional purposes. Over the past several months there has been a massive resurgence in the world of rush boobs, and more recently, rush ass. Here are this week’s photos…
What Fraternity Guys Say vs. What They Actually Mean
“I’m taking it easy tonight, I’ve got shit to do tomorrow.” I’m going to spend the first hour of my night drinking beer casually, until an attractive girl I know asks for shots. I will then become the most charming, handsome, confident, and intoxicated brother in the room over a span of 38 minutes. A...
A Letter To The Republican Party
Dear GOP, I love you, but you’ve got to get your shit together. Obama’s re-election should have served as a swift kick to the dick. You lost to Barry twice, because you failed to field a legitimate candidate that is alluring to both sides. You need to ditch the useless Randroids and find candidates with...
25 Differences Between Hipsters and Fraternity Men
Ever since the dawn of organized education, there has been a deep division amongst the student body. Traditionally this division has been between incredibly intelligent yet physically fragile nerds and athletic jocks that are dumber than a sock full of used condoms. However, this dichotomy has been played out by every single B rate college...
Stop Trying So Hard
Image via etsy Dear JIs, Congratulations again on your initiation. You’re not the miserable little skid marks on the underwear of society that you were last semester, and that’s something to be proud of. We now have a whole new pledge class of skid marks that you get to help haze. Now, with those pleasantries...
Aurora Tragedy Challenges “Too Soon” Culture
Three weeks after the Manhattan skyline vanished underneath a cloud of fire and ash, comedians from all over the world gathered at the New York Friars Club to host a roast of Hugh Hefner. Located mere miles away from the rubble still burning from those events that Tuesday morning eleven years ago, the audience sat...
The Fraternity Alphabet
A is for America, our country and pride, B is for the bullshit we told girls when we lied. C is for the cockiness we all seem to share, D is for being far too drunk to care. E is for easy like the girl from last night, F is, of course, for fraternity fights....
Don’t Bash My Home
With the 2012 presidential election coming up, there has been an incredible amount of mudslinging from both sides of the American political spectrum. The Democrats have been coming up with clever ways to label forcing a redistribution of wealth, and have an unorganized and currently irrelevant occupy movement that has yet to inspire anyone to...
Inside the Hazing Meeting Between the Alabama Administration and the IFC Presidents
(*The presidents of every University of Alabama fraternity sit in a lecture hall, anxiously waiting to learn what the fate of their pledge programs. Vice President for Student Affairs, Mark Nelson, enters the room*) Nelson: Gentlemen. Thank you for meeting with me today. There are a couple of things I’m going address, and then I’ll...
Sweetheart of the Week: Brittney Brennan
The TFM Sweethearts are a collection of the most attractive, American sorority girls from across the country. Every week we are featuring one as the Sweetheart of the Week, as chosen by the TFM staff. I have a Christmas present for all you sickos out there. Your Sweetheart of the Week is coming straight at...
‘Twas The Night Before Finals
‘Twas the night before Finals, and all through the house Not an Adderall was wasted as I unfastened her blouse. I was flaccidly hung without pants, without care, As she begged me “Please, don’t aim in my hair.” My alarm sat unset and my eyes bloodshot red, As other students blew amphetamines straight to their...
The NBA Hipster Movement; Cut This Shit Out
A couple years ago Chris Webber was a guest on the Dan Patrick show. The conversation was about the dominant, fear-instilling players of the ‘90s. Webber was with the Washington Bullets at the time. Michael Jordan’s name was naturally mentioned and they began discussing the personality behind the best basketball player to ever live. He...
On Gun Control and Misinformation
The recent massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School and the Aurora shooting in Colorado have reawakened the old and difficult discussion about gun control in America. Even though these events are truly tragic, the discourse on gun control is just as gridlocked as it has ever been. Honestly, I’m sick of hearing about it. Every...
50 Reasons to Go Greek
1. A dragon-embossed longboard will only get you so far in life. 2. You’ll keep getting older, but freshmen girls stay the same age. 3. You’ll always have something in common with successful people wherever you go. 4. Two words: Mom’s Weekend. 5. You’ll pass every group project with flying colors because you’ll be the...
Rush Boobs From This Week (50 Photos)
Since the dawn of the internet, fraternity members have been convincing girls to write “Rush (Insert Fraternity Here)” across their chests for promotional purposes. Over the past several months there has been a massive resurgence in the world of rush boobs, and more recently, rush ass. Here are this week’s photos…
The 40 Greatest Boobs Of Our Generation
Ever since the first caveman got a little feelsky in exchange for a mammoth steak, boobs have taken the world’s attention span by storm. Boobs have always commanded a major role in history, and even the pop culture that surrounds us today is nothing more than a glorified mammary gland showcase. What follows are 40...
Adventures in Being a Huge Drunk Asshole
I spent this past weekend in Chicago for a pledge brother’s bachelor party. It was, to put it mildly, a shitshow that would have made my parents cry and probably have killed lesser men. A lot of interesting things happened. There was my pledge brother’s post grad GDI friend who dropped cocaine on the floor...
