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Commenter Of The Week

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Commenter of the Week

Our Commenter of the Week was supposed to be our COTW a couple weeks ago, but, as I explained last week, his interview answers were so terrible that I didn’t post it. I didn’t even respond to his email. It was that bad. He asked me for a redo so I agreed to give him another shot, and that’s what you’re about to read. To be frank, it’s not great, either, but it’s a million times better than his first attempt, to give you some perspective.

Our Commenter of the Week has been a member since September of 2015, is an Exec, and posts under the handle Keg__atron69.

He’s still doing Dorn pederast jokes, which is usually something reserved for bottom-of-the-barrel commenters and new people, and he’s also really irritating, which I can oddly respect. His interview is below.

1. Where do/did you attend school?

Unfortunately nowhere down south.

2. I don’t particularly care for your style of commenting. Comment on that.

It seems like most people don’t care for my style of commenting either. I don’t comment for those people. I comment for the few red blooded Americans still left on this website. I comment for the guy who finds solace reading the comments on this website while he sits on the toilet where his wife can’t nag him. Or the the guy who gets home from work and goes to hang out at the bar with his friends, looking to play some pool, shoot the breeze, and escape from it all for a few hours. The guy who once did too many shots before his fraternity formal when he was in college and puked on his date, but still somehow managed to get it in that night. That’s who I comment for, the real, average, hardworking american men out there. Not all you people riding around on your high horses nowadays.

3. Give me two truths and a lie about yourself.

I once shotgunned a beer in under three seconds. I once lasted longer than three seconds during sex. Three seconds is on average how long my conversations last at the bar with the opposite sex.

4. Why are you so angry? Did someone hurt you?

I am angry because GDIs longboard down the sidewalk on their way to school, that GDIs don’t understand why I wear so many polo shirts, and that 65 million GDIs voted for Hillary Clinton in the election.

5. When was the last time you felt the warmth of a woman?

Can’t remember, but I woke up this morning with a pounding headache and next to a girl who was twice my size, so who knows.

6. You’re stranded on a deserted island and you get to bring three things with you. What are they?

Cigarettes, a lighter, and a pledge to keep the wolves sexually satisfied so they don’t come after me.

7. Let’s say you can ban one user. Who is it and why?

Zinkyslinky. I enjoy the wall and he wants it gone. I also find his comments annoying.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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