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Girls say “Yeah I’m on Tinder to find a stable relationship” Yeah okay… and I’m on Brazzers to find out if the plumber fixes the sink.
I go on Brazzers to see if Mia Malkova can ever finish a yoga class without getting her pants ripped. Spoiler alert: she doesn’t.
Tinder is where I met my ex wives, Tammy and Tammy. Both of them are bitches.
Swiping right for Gloria. TFM.
D’jengus. The D is silent.
No you don’t have tinder because you tried it for a few days, but no one would match with you.
“Naturally, because I’m a creep, I’m intrigued about this”
Like mounted cameras in a van isn’t as creepy as having the rolls of duct tape
Wonder if Gloria got his number