Concerned texts from mom. TFM.
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I bet that slut showers naked.
I’ll take one for the team and shower naked with her. I’ll give you guys an update in the morning.
UPDATE: said mom does shower naked. Also has not mowed her fairway in months.
Currently in the hospital with a severely broken wrist, and that comment helped ease my pain with laughter. As patch Adams proved, really is the best medicine.
Mom asked you to tone it down?
You’re a wildman.
Your mom sounds hot
Why is the flag touching the ground?
You are retarded and should be removed from the gene pool.
I’d rather sand down my toenails than watch the TFM movie
She’s right though. What a waste of beer