When I was young, I would sit in the back of the classroom and pick my nose. I ate some of the boogers, but I would wipe my favorites on the back of the seat in front of me. By the end of the first semester, I had amassed a stockpile of hundreds of globs of dried mucus clinging to the back of the plastic blue chair. It was glorious.
But one day, some girl named Miranda discovered my collection. Pretty soon, the entire school was calling me “Booger Boy.” I’ve obviously grown up a lot since then. I mean, who didn’t do immature shit when they were 17? But this congress lady who picked her nose and ate it during a live broadcast has no excuse. She must be at least 45. It’s time to grow up, sister. Save that booger in your pocket and add it to your massive ball of boogers at home like the rest of the grown-ups.
She really attacks that thing, too..
Apparently, this is a technique women use to remove lipstick from the inside of their lips to prevent their teeth from getting stained.
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