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Why does the police station have a security guard rather than a cop in the lobby?
A chill ass horse like that can stirrup some emotion.
Alright alright, enough horsin around in here
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Is it unnatural that this turns me on?
No. It’s a medical phenomenon that occurs to people who go to school in College Station.
Officer: “Hey, you get out of here.”
Frallion(Frat stallion): “Nay.”
I would ride that horse to margaritaville
What the fuck am I saying
Allen, this is why your moms said “NO!!!” to you getting a pony in the first place!
Go home horse, you’re drunk.