Couple Goes Doggy Style In Front Of Thousands During World Cup Party

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The thousands of fans who came out to watch the US of A take on Portugal at the Piazza At Schmidts in Philadelphia were hoping to watch Portugal get pounded in the ass. Instead, they got to see a couple doing it doggy style in the apartments next door. The balls on this guy. He knew exactly what he was doing. He lives in an apartment that’s all windows, no curtains, and has thousands of drunk fans chanting “USA” outside on the streets below. When you move into a place like this, you dream of getting an opportunity like that.

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This guy’s number was called, and he came ready and willing to do what it takes, unlike Geoff Fucking Cameron. Seriously, other than the obvious fact that we have the greatest country in the world, Cameron is pretty fucking lucky he’s from the United States. If this was a South American country, he’d be dead in the streets by the week’s end.

Anyway, I’m sure the draw didn’t take away from what was probably the most exhilarating 30 seconds of this dude’s life. I mean, I get a semi whenever I hear a “USA” chant–I can’t imagine what it would be like to plow a chick from behind while thousands around me cheer me on. Arjen Robben is playing lights out so far in this World Cup, but if you held a gun to my head and made me pick my MVP right now, I’d say this guy takes home the Golden Ball (pun definitely intended). I am anxiously awaiting to see if there will be a follow up performance during the Germany game on Thursday, but there’s no way this guy can top himself, right? Well, maybe a threesome would probably do it.

[via Barstool Sports]

Images via Twitter, Barstool Sports

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