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Cunt Punt Has Officially Resigned From Delta Gamma

We knew it was coming, and around 6pm eastern time on Wednesday, it came. Feel free to argue semantics over the the word “resigned,” but the fact of the matter is the originator of the greatest email ever sent is no longer a sorority member, and American Greek life has gotten a little darker because of it.

The silver lining for Rebecca is she doesn’t have to hang out with all those fucking AWKWARD and fucking BORING cockblocking boner-bitches anymore.

From the Delta Gamma Facebook page:

Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels.

The tone and content of the email was highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard.

No matter who released it to the public or how it reached such a mass audience, the email content should not reflect on any sorority woman in general or any fraternal organization at large.

This is a regrettable action by a college junior – a personal email that is now on view for a global audience. And as all reasonable people can agree, this is an email that should never have been sent by its author. Period.

This email should not be depicted in any way as standard or routine or tied to any official sorority voice. It is not an official voice or message and should not be construed as such.

For the young woman who wrote it, we can only express our regret and concerns for landing notoriety in this manner.

We now consider this matter closed.

Well, we don’t. There is nothing on this earth I want more right now than a statement from Rebecca Martinson. Your Delta Gamma affiliation is no more. Rebecca, the floor is now yours.

[H/T to @sliboski]
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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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