Dad Disciplines His Son For Wearing Skinny Jeans

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Maybe America will be okay after all. Few things are more amusing in this world than watching idiots try and make a fashion statement by squeezing into pants they have no business being in. I once dressed up as a hipster for Halloween, because it was the most terrifying costume I could think to wear, and even went as far as to try and squeeze into a pair nut strangling jeans. After the sixth or seventh time my car keys stabbed my scrotum (that’s why so many hipsters carry satchels?) I decided enough was enough and shed the pants. I couldn’t even mock a hipster for more than an hour, I still have no idea how they do it on a daily basis. Do they train themselves to retract their scrotes and poles inside themselves? Do they ice down their loins prior to putting on the jeans, to both shrink their packages and numb themselves for the impending pain? I seriously don’t know how anyone does it. Wearing skinny jeans for Halloween would have given me a new appreciation for what these hipsters go through, but there’s nothing to appreciate. They deserve only disgust and mockery.

Anyway here’s the video of the dad berating his son for wearing the stupidest pants of all time. Enjoy.

Rob Fox

Rob Fox (né Bacon) is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. His fake best-selling novel series, The Frat Romance Novel, has been self-described as a "pioneering achievement in satirical erotica." Rob is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email:

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    Tallapoosa Snu

    That video actually really helped me. A black father barating his son like that for wearing skinny jeans restores at least a tiny amount of faith in the competency of the race.

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