Craigslist is usually the one-stop shop for all dating needs, especially when trying to match your lovely stepdaughter up with an “attractive, professional, single, well-educated gentleman.” It’s like shooting fish in a barrel on Craigslist. We’re talking a 90+ percent success rate here.
You drop a photo of a 20-something, semi-to-good-looking female under a headline about a date with said female PLUS a free football ticket to an SEC game, and wait for all the handsome, gentlemanly scholars to come out of the woodwork. Way to do your stepdaughter a solid, sir. She’ll be wifed up in no time.
Free Ticket! Tennessee-Florida This Weekend on the 40 – $1 (Sec 36, Row 19)
My step-daughter’s date backed out (his loss, your gain) for the game…
1 Free ticket for the Tennessee-Florida Football game this Saturday (cost to me, $150) on the 40 for the right gentleman. You must be an attractive, professional, single well educated gentleman, with a good sense of humor, 25-33. You also must not be threatened by an attractive, professional, single well educated lady, (as she is). If you do not qualify, please pass this ad to a friend.
The fine print: I lied! (Sorry…not totally free). Your cost will be a modest dinner, drinks and delightful conversation with her before or after the game.
P.S. (Being a Tennessee Vols fan is not required but is highly desirable)
Only those that respond with pictures and resume will be considered! Be creative!
9/17 3:55pm EDT updated info: due to the overwhelming response we have received so far, (and to the fact that we’re doing this completely off the cuff with absolutely no planning whatsoever) we decided to put a deadline on entrance. All entries must be in by midnight tomorrow (Wed) night EDT. A winner will be notified by 10 a.m. EDT Thursday. Thanks to all the respondents, and good luck!
Truthfully, I hope this is a fake, or a prank. If it’s real, and if this chick gets set up with some random Craigslist pervert, there’s a 90+ percent chance she’s not coming home. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.