Dan Bilzerian Arrested At LAX For Allegedly Attempting To Make Bomb, Held Without Bail, Probably Pulling Mad Pussy In Jail

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According to TMZ, infamous Instagram playboy Dan Bilzerian was arrested after landing at LAX late Tuesday, apparently for possessing an explosive or incendiary device with the intent to manufacture it.

According to the criminal complaint — obtained by TMZ — Bilzerian had ammonium and aluminum powder, along with ammonium nitrate mix — and when mixed it acts like pure TNT.

Pure TNT? That’s some serious Wile E. Coyote shit. But if you’re at all familiar with Bilzerian, his lifestyle, and his love for weapons and women, this isn’t exactly shocking news. The only thing he loves more than fake titties is blowing shit up.


And this isn’t a guy that flies commercial. Dude rolls private jet or he doesn’t roll at all. My guess is he arrived back in LA from Art Basel in Miami (where he allegedly booted a chick in the face for throwing salt on his game) on his private jet, and the hating ass police were waiting on him with warrants. Said warrants probably resulted in the search of Bilzerian’s plane, where these apparent “explosives” were discovered. Bilzerian is basically the polar opposite of an America-hating terrorist, so odds are these explosives were going to be used to blow up something awesome in the middle of the desert while surrounded by models.

Dan is being held without bail, and will most likely pass his time in the slammer by paying off guards to provide him with female inmates to slake his undying lust while awaiting his day in court.

UPDATE: Dan was released from jail at 1:16 p.m. PT on December 10th, but it’s unclear whether or not the charges were dropped or if he did, in fact, participate in heterosexual intercourse while incarcerated.

[via TMZ]

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