Dan Bilzerian Throws Hot, Naked Girl Off Roof By The Vagina, She Almost Dies

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Our buddy Dan Bilzerian has a penchant for two things: making a metric fuck-ton of money, and using all that moolah to do extreme things some men only dream of. Occasionally, he gives the world a glimpse into his glorious life on Instagram, too.

Yesterday evening, he offered up one of the best glimpses in recent memory. Situated atop a roof that appears to be somewhere in the hills of Los Angeles, Bilzerian seemingly got the urge to show off his strength and assert some male dominance for a crowd of onlookers, who surrounded a pool below.

What did he do?

Well, he picked up the hottest girl I’ve ever seen in my life by her vagina and chucked her off the roof and into the pool. Conveniently, she just so happened to be completely naked. This makes sense, because apparently she’s a porn star.

Due to Instagram’s non-discerning no nudity policy, the video was removed overnight from Bilzerian’s friend’s account (@mister_keating). Luckily, though, I had the foresight to think that might happen, so I snapped some screenshots to preserve the throw in all its glory.

Here’s how the awesome toss unfolded:

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What you might see in the last image is the chick, Janice Griffith, clutching Bilzerian’s shirt–a move I can attest he told her not to pull, as he was getting ready to launch her into the pool 15 feet below. After she released her grip, she just barely cleared the edge of the pool. I’ll admit, when she was in midair, I thought she was in for a rough landing. I’m pretty sure Bilzerian did, too, as he yelled, “Oh, shit!”

She was lucky to get away with only a broken foot, but I guess that’s what happens when you don’t listen to something a millionaire tells you to do.

Party on, DB. Party on.

[via Instagram]

Ashley Schaeffer is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move. If you thought he was a woman, he'll take that as a compliment, because he loves women. Wooh. He's proud to hold two degrees from Penn State, and certainly contributed to the university's reputable rankings in the party school category during his time there. He's even more proud to anchor the TFM News team. Feel free to hit up his pager or drop an email (SchaefferTFM@gmail.com) with any warranted leads, or just to shoot the breeze about Philly sports. In the meantime, drop by his dealership for great deals on gently used BMW's.

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