Women love 3 things: money, free alcohol and elevated surfaces. Man do they love those elevated surfaces. I’ve never personally understood the thrill of gaining altitude at parties, mostly because I often have a stuffy nose and don’t want all the other partygoers to see the plethora of bats in my cave, but for some reason, the chicks love it. After watching this video, though, they might have second thoughts.
“Jesus” is right.
A woman dancing on the roof of a garage was suddenly pushed off a ten foot drop.
It happened in Massachusetts Monday night at an off campus house for Bridgewater State University.
Police say the 20-year-old college student landed on a crowd of partygoers, and only suffered minor injuries.
The student who pushed her was immediately arrested by police, who had just shown up on scene because of a noise complaint.
According to the suspect’s girlfriend, he was trying to save the girl.
He is charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.
I assume the suspect’s girlfriend thinks her man sensed that the girl was about to fall short onto solid concrete, saw a nice squishy group of human bodies a few feet further out, and pushed her into it to break her fall? He’s not an asshole; he’s a hero!!! Well, to his girlfriend, at least. Not sure how he swung that one, but props to him, I guess.
Think before you elevate, ladies..
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