As I watch all of England give a standing ovation to Andy Murray, I realize how grateful I am to be from a country that doesn’t applaud coming in second. TFM.
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Forrest Gump instantly assuming the child isn’t his, and that his father must be another man named Forrest. TFM.
Asking the pledges, “Do you think I like doing this?!” when they all know you very much enjoy it. TFM.
Raising money for ALS while simultaneously facilitating the largest ever wet t-shirt contest. TFM.
Making your doctor take a guess before answering his question of how many drinks you have per week. TFM.
Telling the officer that arrived in response to a noise complaint that you can’t hear him over the noise of the party. TFM.