It sure seems like Dartmouth is in the news a lot around here, doesn’t it? These Ivy Leaguers really seem to like to party, or maybe they just can’t handle their alcohol. Or both. It’s as if they break free from high school where they don’t get to run with the cool crowds, then boom, they’re suddenly thrusted into an environment they can flourish in, surrounded by nerdy and awkward brainiacs, just like themselves. And hey, good for them.
Christopher Kipouras, 19, was arrested after an investigation pegged him as the culprit in a frat house pissing. I know what you’re thinking, and no, no one’s butt got peed in (that was reported), but Kipouras did pee on a young lady, a 27-year-old woman that was there as part of a filming crew. He showered her from the second-floor balcony of the Alpha Delta fraternity house.
A 19-year-old Dartmouth College student has turned himself in to police after a woman working with a film crew at his fraternity complained a man had urinated on her from a second-floor balcony.
Hanover police said the incident happened the night of Friday, July 5, at the Alpha Delta fraternity. The 27-year-old woman, who was assisting the film crew, went to police the next day.
I’m not able to track down an active roster for this chapter, so it’s unknown if Christopher Kipouras was actually a member of the fraternity, or simply there to pee on people, but either way, he doesn’t deserve to go back. Total scumbag.
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