Dead Toddler Wakes Up at Own Funeral, Asks Dad For Water, Lays Back Down and Dies

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But no, seriously, this zombie apocalypse thing is happening. Make no mistake, the next time you see a red mouthed toddler it won’t be safe to assume they were eating “spisgetti,” so go ahead and put two in their dome. Play time is over.

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Bacon is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. His fake best-selling novel series, The Frat Romance Novel, has been self-described as a "pioneering achievement in satirical erotica." Bacon is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email: rob@grandex.co

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    BrolyGrail

    He’s right, play time is in fact over. Brothers should stock up on everyone’s choice beverages and barricade ourselves in our respected frat castles. It has begun

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