Dead Toddler Wakes Up at Own Funeral, Asks Dad For Water, Lays Back Down and Dies

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But no, seriously, this zombie apocalypse thing is happening. Make no mistake, the next time you see a red mouthed toddler it won’t be safe to assume they were eating “spisgetti,” so go ahead and put two in their dome. Play time is over.

Rob Fox

Rob Fox (né Bacon) is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. His fake best-selling novel series, The Frat Romance Novel, has been self-described as a "pioneering achievement in satirical erotica." Rob is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email: rob@grandex.co

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    BrolyGrail

    He’s right, play time is in fact over. Brothers should stock up on everyone’s choice beverages and barricade ourselves in our respected frat castles. It has begun

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 3 years ago