There’s a motto I’ve always lived by that has fallen by the wayside in recent years. That motto revolves around the word kiss, but it has nothing to do that “Kiss the Girl” song from The Little Mermaid, the band Kiss, kissing her anus, or whatever else your sick mind is probably postulating. It’s an acronym, KISS, which stands for “Keep it simple, stupid.” Sometimes, maximum effect can be achieved with minimal effort. KISS is the best friend of the guy who wants to get results without trying too hard, and this dude Denis is that guy.
We got the below email from a girl, with the attached photo:
Met some guy at a bar, and he asked if he could put his number into my phone. He texted me later and noticed this:
Wow. It’s something that nobody would’ve ever thought of on their own, but that everyone wishes they would’ve been doing since the start of freshman year. Cast a wide net, and you’re bound to catch some fish. Denis knows that. Denis is a fisherman, and fuck your net — he fishes with dynamite. Denis is out here changing the game while the rest of our lazy asses stay firmly planted in Loserville, USA. He’s a hero. Where’s Denis’ Presidential Medal of Freedom, Obama?
And to answer your question, I have no idea if this crafty move was pulled by our very own former intern, Intern Denis. God I hope it was, though. I really, really do..
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