Telling the waiter your grandmother has dementia when she says, “But you’re not 21 yet” after showing him your fake ID at dinner. TFM.
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Not worrying about a possible ebola outbreak, because after living in the frat house, there’s nothing your immune system can’t handle. TFM.
First one in my family not to attend an Ivy League school, also the first one in my family to have a threesome. TFM.