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I’m taking your roid salts and a viagra right before fuck your sister.
Apparently Dick has the misinformed notion that his record this week determines whether I bang his sister…
I have one bit of advice for Dick’s sister…
Holy shit it’s Party Pat
I can’t wait til these are funny…
Fuck you, Perry. But good call on Oklahoma. Boomer Sooner.
Does Landry Jones have downs?
Downs, questionable. But 3-0 vs. Texas should qualify you for vp over fucking Biden.
Well his sister is fucked…
You just lost by taking LSU. Can’t wait to bang your sister out. Go Cocks!
Suck that tiger dick!
Even Auburn fucking embarrassed those pussies SC is going to shit all over LSU
I hate to break it to you buddy…but south Carolina is fucked, good luck making it out of death valley alive.
^Hate to break it to YOU, but SC covered the spread. Pussy.
Wow Dick way to reach for the fences with Ohio St over IU…Instead take ND over Stanford
I’m here for the gangbang?
Dibs on first go at his sister. I’m going to bend her ass over and show her the fifty great states of the Good Ol’ US of A, film it in 1080p, and make Dick watch it over and over until he gets his shit straight.
maine is for pusssies
Yeah, but it’s fuckin’ Maine. Say hi to Canada for me.
^Pussies? Please elaborate. The population is over 95% white, there are no disgusting, slum-ridden cities, and it’s not miserably fucking hot in the summer. Sounds like heaven.