Domino’s Insists You Shouldn’t Have Sex With Their Pizzas

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The day began normally enough for one Domino’s Pizza social media operator–until he noticed one tweet he just couldn’t ignore.

Here at TFM, we get plenty of troll tweets throughout the day. Like normal, sane human beings, we completely ignore 99.9999 percent of them. But we aren’t this John Doe from Domino’s, who just couldn’t resist starting a dialogue with this clearly disturbed human being.

While Domino’s has declined to comment on the notorious pizza fucker, a recent tweet from the mysterious LAD_VIGO brings up suspicions that this may have been the most brilliant viral marketing move of our era.

It’s only a matter of time before we get a “If you’re gonna fuck a pizza, make sure it’s Domino’s” commercial.
No word yet on whether this guy knows the kid who took the Vine world by storm yesterday by raping a Hot Pocket. No, I’m not going to show you that video, so for the love of God, don’t ask for it. I saw it, and trust me, you don’t want to.

[via Daily Star]


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