Per Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson’s (power name) recently published essay in Politico, entitled “Donald Trump is Shocking, Vulgar, and Right:”
About 15 years ago, I said something nasty on CNN about Donald Trump’s hair. I can’t now remember the context, assuming there was one. In any case, Trump saw it and left a message the next day.
“It’s true you have better hair than I do,” Trump said matter-of-factly. “But I get more pussy than you do.” Click.
At the time, I’d never met Trump and I remember feeling amused but also surprised he’d say something like that. Now the pattern seems entirely familiar. The message had all the hallmarks of a Trump attack: shocking, vulgar and indisputably true.
Say what you want about Donald Trump — he wants to bang his own daughter, he screams out his own name during sex, he’d prefer if half the MLB got deported — but this is the Republican front-runner’s #FingersInThatBootyAssBitch moment.
I’m not sure which got more sunk by Donald Trump: Tucker Carlson’s ego after hearing about the copious amounts of pussy he’s not getting in comparison to a New York real estate mogul, or the USFL. That had to be a tough blow to bounce back from for Tucker, but then again, as long as he’s standing in the same room as Donald Trump, Carlson should frankly be happy to receive any type of blow he can get.
Strong hair and bow tie game, though..
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