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Donald Trump’s Sniffling Was “Absolutely” Due To Cocaine Use, According To “Expert” Carrie Fisher

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Whether or not you watched the debate last night (I didn’t), social media has more than likely provided you with all the highlights you need. One of the recurring themes that stood out to many people was the frequent sniffling Donald Trump was doing onstage, which he had also done at the first debate.

Many viewers began questioning whether or not his runny nose was due to some fine, powdery reasons, and it didn’t take long before an “expert” weighed in.

Well, there you have it. The woman who filmed Star Wars high off her ass just provided all the insight we need into this situation. Don’t judge the Don too harshly, though. Lawrence Taylor was known to snort pinball lines before game day, and he’s a hall of famer. Some people look over note cards and practice their cadence before a debate, and some fill up on the nose candy. That’s what’s great about this country.

I’m not buying Trump’s rhetoric on how “crime is out of control and we need to stop it.” If he re-ignites the war on drugs, prices will rise, and his habit will get so expensive that he’ll have to set up a charitable foundation just to pay for it.

I hope someone will contact a reptile expert to dissect Hillary’s campaign and mannerisms.

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WJ Cope

By the time you get out of bed in the morning, he's already taken more L's than the 2016 Browns.

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