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Donald Trump Wants To Rid The Country Of Our Greatest Headache, Lena Dunham

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A vote for Donald Trump is a vote to boot the human Ziploc bag of lumpy cottage cheese that is Lena Dunham out of the country. That hunched over, tatted-up, self-admitted sister molesting sack of potatoes went on record saying that she would be taking her talentless ass to Vancouver if “The Don” was elected president.

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“Well, she’s a B actor and has no mojo. I heard Whoopi Goldberg said that too – that would be a great, great thing for our country if she got out. We’ll get rid of Rosie? Oh I love it. Now I have to get elected because I’ll be doing a great service to our country. I have to. Now it’s much more important. In fact, I’ll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right now.”

Anyone that drops the “I’m moving to Canada if…” line should immediately have their citizenship revoked solely for being an unoriginal asshole. Get some new material already, people.

Typically, I like to play contrarian. It’s kind of my shtick. But not here. You want to go freeze your floppy tits off for 11 months of the year, Lena? Go for it, you doughy troll. No need to announce your relocation as — you’ll notice when Donald wins — literally no one will try to stop you. Take your garbage-filled email newsletter, vagina-flashing homely body, and the entire show and cast of Girls with you on the way out, too. Except Allison Williams. That little sexpot can stay.

If Dunham wanted to really derail his campaign, she would actually say she’s moving to Canada if he wasn’t elected. Right now, you’re just shoveling coal into the Trump train’s engine fueling it to keep chugging along. A little self awareness goes a long way.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Writer and Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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