Don’t Be An Idiot, Win Big Time FREE Money This Weekend

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Football is back, baby. That can mean one thing, and one thing only: it’s time to win some fucking money playing fantasy football. Most idiots wait a full year for a payout from fantasy, but not you. You’re a savvy goddamn genius, and thanks to DraftKings, you can win big cash this weekend.

Enter $100,000 Contest NOW FOR FREE

Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers that you can enter for a shot at $10,000 in their $100K Free Fantasy Football Contest. Think of all those babes you can impress at the bars with $10,000. That’s a shit ton of shots of Fireball.

1-week fantasy football is easy as hell to understand. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a team that will gain the most yards and score the most points. If you can’t understand those rules, then maybe you should stick to sports you know, like ballet — loser.

The top 23,150 scores in this contest are guaranteed to win money. Only losers can’t place in the top 23,150. Are you a loser? I didn’t think so. The contest begins this Sunday, September 13th.

Enter The Contest NOW FOR FREE

The entry into this thing is $0. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Nothing. You’re automatically given a free shot at money. What’s better than money? Free money, that’s what. So sit your lazy ass back in class, click the mouse, and cash the fuck in.

In addition to being able to win a cool million bucks, we are giving away a 35-qt YETI Tundra cooler to one select winner. The winner will be selected from the entrants into this contest and those who click the “share” button on Facebook. Why you wouldn’t enter to win big money and a brand new cooler is beyond me.

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Sign up now and draft your team of champions before the contest fills or be the idiot who passed up free cash.


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