A dorm director at the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse, 26-year-old Jude Legiste, is in a little bit of hot water for sending students a Deadspin article about how to make a girl cum. On Wednesday night, he sent out an email with a fire subject line to nearly 300 kids with the article inside. Some students and parents got offended, and Jude was reprimanded by the university.
Drake Hall Director Jude Legiste sent the graphic email, which includes pejorative terms for men’s and women’s genitalia, to the nearly 300 students who live in Drake at 11:46 p.m. Wednesday with the subject line, “You Gone Learn Today!!” The contents of the email was not written by him but contained a short paper on the topic.
The 26-year-old Legiste has since learned that university officials have put a reprimand in his file, and he himself emailed an apology Sunday night.
Legiste will not lose his job over this stunt. How great is that title, though? You’re just sitting there in class or wherever when this thing pops up in your inbox. Of course you’re going to open it. Everyone knows that emails from the dorm director go straight to the trash without that classic Kevin Hart subject line.
The article in the email was titled “The Gentleman’s Guide To Making Her Come Without Using Your Dick.” This should have been the first sign for the students that what they were about to read is satire, right? Everyone knows the female orgasm is a myth.
Who knew you could get in trouble for passing along a fictional article?.
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