Top 10 Frattest MLB Players

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10. Mickey Mantle

Mickey Mantle kicks off this list for being perhaps the highest functioning alcoholic this country has ever seen. While playing drunk, Mickey amassed the following throughout his career: 536 homeruns as a switch hitter, 3 league MVPs, and 7 World Series rings. And he played a great centerfield for the Yankees. The Mick also slayed his way through half of Manhattan during his playing days.

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  1. Tallapoosa Snu

    Chipper Jones. Fantastic choice. I’d probably add Rocker to the list. He has never given one fuck in his entire life. Except for the famous sprint to the mound and racking people up with 102 mph steroid-fueled fastballs.

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  2. QuintanaBreeze

    Solid column. Now here comes the laundry list of ball players that “should of been on the list”… And where is Fail Friday? Pete Rose by the way.

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  3. Admiral Fratcher

    Lenny Dykstra should be #1:
    - Accused of sexual assult by his housekeeper last years, supposedly made her blow him only on Saturdays.
    - Doing 3 years for GTA (25 misdemenor and felony counts on arrest.
    - Owned a jet charter company for a while.
    - Had the nickname “Nails”.

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    • The Big LeFratski

      The only thing “frat” about this is the jet charter company.
      Rape is cool, if you’re a Pike.
      GTA is cool if you’re black, or retarded.
      Nails? Seriously? What about “Nails” screams FRAT to you?

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