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Douche Throws Beer Bottles At Unsuspecting Crowd, Gets Knocked Out By Hero

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Don’t throw beer bottles at a crowd of people. That’s just a cowardly move, and could seriously fuck someone’s life up. This type of senseless shit can do some gnarly damage — like “requires reconstructive surgery” damage. If you’re the kind of person who does that, kindly pull your pants down and bend over in front of a stallion in heat.

Unfortunately, some ass clown thought chucking a beer bottle into a crowd gathered for an event at Outlaw Bar in Wyoming would be a hilarious idea. Fortunately, this dick move was met with a swift and violent right hook of justice.

The video, filmed on a potato, starts out with footage of some solid air drumming. Outdoor bar. Country music that isn’t “Florida Georgia Line” is playing. Looks like a perfect time. Then, the cameraman tell his buddy to “get closer,” so he can launch a glass bottle smack dab in the middle of the party. He winds up and releases. Then, a hero in light blue walks right up to the bottle hurler and delivers a thunderous KO.

 
“That guy just knocked him the FUCK out!”

You said it, sweetie.

My only disappointment is that the people who gather around his motionless body don’t start stomping his ribs while he’s down. The black eye and concussion he received pale in comparison to the injury he could have caused had the bottle connected with someone below the forehead.

No word on whether the bottle hit anyone, but we sincerely hope it didn’t. The cameraman deserves to have his face clobbered, too, after egging his friend on. Both prime candidates for a late abortion.

Image via YouTube

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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