Draymond Green’s Dick Pic Landed Him A $100K Porn Offer

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NBA badboy and noted dick kicker Draymond Green’s most recent antic is about to pay off in the form of a cool $100 grand, but only if he agrees to star in an adult film. After Green sent the world a Snapchat of his Green Eggs and Hog Sunday, Vivid Entertainment sent him a titillating proposition.

From TMZ:

Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch fired off a letter to DG saying he saw the dong selfie Green accidentally posted on Snapchat over the weekend … and believes it’s the perfect centerpiece for a new celeb sex tape.

“Here’s the deal: We will give you $100k to star in a porn called ‘Drayzilla,’” Hirsch wrote.

“You call all the shots. You pick your co-stars and set up the scene however you want.”

A lot of people will say Draymond needs to pass on this offer to avoid further embarrassment, but I’d say that ship has sailed. The day after his illicit pic hit the web, his Team USA buddies were clowning around like it wasn’t a big deal. Some people have raised a stink about the situation, but everyone knows haters are what make the man.

If you offer anyone, from the Pope to Charlie Sheen, a chance to star in their own porno featuring their name followed by “Zilla” they just can’t pass. Especially if you give them the chance to pick their co-workers and the setting. I’m getting imagery of how Dray spent his suspension, surrounded by a harem of lovely ladies and an agent with enormous cans. “Karlzilla” is going to feature three unnamed ladies on the prow of an aircraft carrier. Official run time of four minutes — five if I’ve had too much to drink.

At this point, if Draymond passes, it’s only going to hurt his brand. Not only will he miss out on the mathematically proven spike that comes with a celebrity sex tape (I didn’t know who Kim K was before she sucked a dick), but the whole world is going to think his stroke game is weak. The ball is in your court, Dray, now it’s time to take it to the hoop.

Let this be a lesson to all of us – a dick pic could result in big money and am even bigger start to your career.

[via TMZ]

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