There’s something about a chick that’s willing to sink the whole goddamn ship just to kill the captain that really gets me going. This video of a drunk chick trying to hail an Uber in Chicago recently is essentially just that.
A chick and her friend attempted to order an Uber but claim it wasn’t where it was supposed to be. The conflict starts right as the entitled one, Jessika (because I get the vibe she spells it with a ‘k’), gets into the car with a hefty dose of ‘tude. Basically the Uber driver cancelled on her, she claims he wasn’t where he was supposed to be, blah blah blah. It’s a shit sandwich from the get-go. It’s just her willingness to burn down the whole operation that brings a tear to my eye.
“You’re talking to women here.” Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu.
I cannot tell you how many times I’ve heard this from the “reasonable friend” of the chick that gets too drunk, fights three other chicks, lights a fire in the bathroom and then is shocked when she’s asked to leave the fraternity house. Man, woman, child, puppy, King of Nigeria — you can’t fucking do that and I want you to GTFO.
I’ve seen this type before. Don’t stick your dick in it fellas. It does bite, and you will wake up to your tires slashed one morning. I bet her Instagram is fire though (10 bonus points if someone tracks it down).
This video brings back memories of the Miami med student from roughly the same time last year. Remember that? Same ‘tude, more destruction though.
I simply don’t see what the older generation thinks is wrong with us..
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