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Drunk Man Steals Cat, Posts Remorseful Craigslist Ad

You’re a dirty liar if you say you’ve never stolen anything while drunk. You’re also a dirty liar if you say you’ve ever regretted it. After all, alcohol is just a means to an end in that regard (as opposed to buttchugging, where your end is the means for the alcohol). I’ve never stolen anything, y’know, living, though, so maybe I’m just being cynical.

Regardless of this guy’s original intention, he’s trying to return his loot to its rightful owner. And for that I have to say, “good on you, you bad Samaritan.”

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h/t Redditor theboxmccloud

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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