Dude Named Horse Wears Bulletproof Cup, Gets Shot In Nards At Point-Blank Range

Okay. It's technically not a cup. It's more of a bulletproof wang flap. But that's not the point. The point is, somewhere in America, there is man who calls himself Horse, and Horse has a friend named Sarge, and Horse let Sarge shoot at his package from like three feet away with nothing but a thin strip of kevlar he bought online to protect himself. What could go wrong?

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