Dude Promises To Streak During Texas A&M-Bama For 10k Retweets, Currently At 13k

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Unless he doesn’t follow through on his promise, Texas A&M student Austin Black will be streaking at some point during the Aggie-Crimson Tide game this Saturday night, which, if you haven’t heard, is a pretty damn big ball game.


The natural reaction here is this: “Yeah, I’m so sure this little twerp is actually going keep his promise. No chance. He’s gonna bitch out for sure.” I hear you. I mean, the kid’s looking at definite handcuffs and a night in the tank, and there’s always that chance he meets the crosshairs of some amped up, overzealous security guard that’s been dreaming of this day ever since he donned the neon yellow for the first time, and all he wants to do is de-cleat (de-New Balance?) some drunken asshole.

I have a pretty damn good feeling about ol’ Austin Black, though. I know I use the term “straight shooter” a lot, but he looks like one if I’ve ever seen one. He won’t let us down. And just think, Austin — after one night in the clink and a few hundo in court fees, it’ll all be behind you. You’ll be a campus legend.


If by “dumbest,” you mean the smartest, then I agree.

I’m so freaking excited.

Oh, Austin, wear some sort of disguise. They might be looking for you.

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