News

Dude Promises To Streak During Texas A&M-Bama For 10k Retweets, Currently At 13k

Unless he doesn’t follow through on his promise, Texas A&M student Austin Black will be streaking at some point during the Aggie-Crimson Tide game this Saturday night, which, if you haven’t heard, is a pretty damn big ball game.


The natural reaction here is this: “Yeah, I’m so sure this little twerp is actually going keep his promise. No chance. He’s gonna bitch out for sure.” I hear you. I mean, the kid’s looking at definite handcuffs and a night in the tank, and there’s always that chance he meets the crosshairs of some amped up, overzealous security guard that’s been dreaming of this day ever since he donned the neon yellow for the first time, and all he wants to do is de-cleat (de-New Balance?) some drunken asshole.

I have a pretty damn good feeling about ol’ Austin Black, though. I know I use the term “straight shooter” a lot, but he looks like one if I’ve ever seen one. He won’t let us down. And just think, Austin — after one night in the clink and a few hundo in court fees, it’ll all be behind you. You’ll be a campus legend.


If by “dumbest,” you mean the smartest, then I agree.

I’m so freaking excited.

Oh, Austin, wear some sort of disguise. They might be looking for you.

Image via Twitter

***

Email this to a friend

Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

40 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account
Show Comments

For More Photos and Videos

Latest podcasts

Download Our App

Take TFM with you. Get

New Stories

Load More