This attempt at a Rumpelstiltskin, as I’ve always heard smashing a beer can on your head until it opens and then shotgunning it be referred to, is probably the worst one I’ve ever seen.
Look at that first smash. Dude moved his head backwards when the beer can came barreling at it, making it so that there was a scientifically-proven 0% chance it was going to open that beer. Everybody knows you throw your head at the can — that’s where all the power comes from. Rumpelstiltskining is like ripping off a band-aid: There can be no fear. Fear = no results. This dude never fully understood that. Those last two smashes were better, but he was never fully committed to the objective. And no commitment gets you a one-way ticket on the 10 o’clock train to Concussiontown, population you (and Wes Welker)..
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