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Dude Smashes Beer Can Against His Head And Knocks Himself Out Cold

This attempt at a Rumpelstiltskin, as I’ve always heard smashing a beer can on your head until it opens and then shotgunning it be referred to, is probably the worst one I’ve ever seen.


Knocking yourself out cold. #TFM

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Look at that first smash. Dude moved his head backwards when the beer can came barreling at it, making it so that there was a scientifically-proven 0% chance it was going to open that beer. Everybody knows you throw your head at the can — that’s where all the power comes from. Rumpelstiltskining is like ripping off a band-aid: There can be no fear. Fear = no results. This dude never fully understood that. Those last two smashes were better, but he was never fully committed to the objective. And no commitment gets you a one-way ticket on the 10 o’clock train to Concussiontown, population you (and Wes Welker).

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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