Dumbass Is Dared To Give Cop A “Wet Willy,” Accepts Dare, Regrets It

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Don’t fuck with cops. It’s an obvious, simple rule that will keep you out of a lot of trouble. In my experience, police officers are actually pretty cool guys. They’ll give you a lot of leeway with your drunken behavior as long as you’re not behind the wheel or physically messing with them. That’s where Riley Swearingen fucked up. Now, Riley is currently an active airman, which means he should be given respect by all non-military folks, but given a ruthless amount of shit by all members of the Marines, Army, and Navy. That’s how it works.

Our pal, Riley, found out the hard way this week that you can’t just go around doing whatever you want, no matter if you’re an active military member or not. Riley decided to accept a dare from his friends. That’s fine — we’ve all done ridiculous things after we and our daring friends have had one too many. Except Riley’s dare was to go wet willy a cop who was on duty. Credit to Riley, he went above and beyond the call of stupidity, because he double-finger wet willied the cop in question, and it immediately landed him in the slammer.

Now, I’m confident no one feels any sympathy for dumbass Riley because of his military duty, but in case you do, Minnesota DPS officer Jeremy Clifton pointed out, “we hire active military people and they would never condone this behavior.”

I tend to agree, Officer Clifton. I’ve had my fair number of brushes with the law, but I’m with you on this one.

[via FOX 4]

Sterling Cooper is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems. He has never understood why people like sand, and has been in a bitter ten year rivalry with Muggsy Bogues, for reasons neither of them choose to reveal.

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