Visiting the pledge you put in the hospital. RFM. Dropping off your homework while you’re there. TFM.

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    Frat Misogynist

    My emotions are all screwed up today because my grandpa died. He had alzheimer’s and went to see a movie. Half way through the movie he forgot what the plot was, got confused and went to the parking lot and tried to find his car by holding the keys over his head and pushing the panic button until the alarm went off…

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      Frat Misogynist

      His alarm scared the shit out of him, and he thought it was a cop because he already had one arm up. He brought the other hand up and got on the ground, hands behind his back. Then he fell asleep. The next morning he found his car, a mere three feet away. He got inside and discovered the battery had somehow died, so he called a tow company…

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      Frat Misogynist

      tr.uck came and a black man started running toward his car, so he locked the doors and hid in the back seat. He never realized that he set himself on fire from the cigarette that he lit twenty minutes prior. Now I’m sitting here packing bowls of his ashes and wondering how I’m going to die

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      Frat Misogynist

      My emotions are all screwed up today because my grandpa died. He had alzheimer’s and went to see a movie. Half way through the movie he forgot what the plot was, got confused and went to the parking lot and tried to find his car by holding the keys over his head and pushing the panic button until the alarm went off. His alarm scared the shit out of him, and he thought it was a cop because he already had one arm up. He brought the other hand up and got on the ground, hands behind his back. Then he fell asleep. The next morning he found his car, a mere three feet away. He got inside and discovered the battery had somehow died, so he called a tow company. After 30 minutes a tow tr.uck came and a black man started running toward his car, so he locked the doors and hid in the back seat. He never realized that he set himself on fire from the cigarette that he lit twenty minutes prior. Now I’m sitting here packing bowls of his ashes and wondering how I’m going to die.

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    ZBT_saved_my_life

    I almost gave this a nice move but then I realized how NF every post on TFM really is, I regret spending the 2 minutes it took to make an account on this site.

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