Adderall is always one of the most desired drugs in the world of education. It’s the perfect example of supply and demand, because come exam time, students are willing to give up damn near anything to get their hands on some of that magic in a capsule.
One enterprising little bastard at the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy was recently expelled from the school for selling his Adderall to classmates. While cash is always a nice medium of exchange, there are a few things in this world that I would rather use as currency, one of those things being Cheez-Its. The little genius did exactly that.
From Above The Law Redline:
A boy was expelled from the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy for “selling” ADD medication to a friend in exchange for Cheez-its, which one can only assume were the first thing to catch his line of sight after agreeing to the sale.
Sure, maybe it was the first thing he saw. In my opinion, however, the dude just wanted some Cheez-Its and saw a great opportunity. It’s exactly what I would do. In fact, I’m eating Cheez-Its as I type this.
For those of you thinking, “what a dumbass, he should’ve just taken cash and bought his own Cheez-Its,” he’s already one step ahead of you.
…the boy didn’t just trade the meds for a few Cheez-its: “he received several bags of chips/Cheez-its and/or $3.00 payments for this medication.”
That’s actually not a bad deal. According toStreetRx, the street value of an Adderall tablet in Chicago is about $5.
That is one smart little shit. Look for this kid to grace the cover of Forbes in a few years. He’s going places.
[via Above The Law Redline]
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