ESPN Doesn’t Want the SEC to Win Another National Championship

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While I would definitely like this year’s National Championship game to feature an offensive matchup that isn’t the equivalent of a cripple fight, there’s no way it would be interesting without an SEC team. You’ve got to take down the king if you want to sit on top of the mountain. Also voodoo doesn’t seem like an effective deterrent against SEC dominance. Guarantee that witch doctor is an LSU fan.

Funny how ESPN wants the team from America’s second largest, and NFL-less, city to contend for the title. Sluts.

Your thoughts?

Rob Fox

Rob Fox (né Bacon) is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. His fake best-selling novel series, The Frat Romance Novel, has been self-described as a "pioneering achievement in satirical erotica." Rob is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email: rob@grandex.co

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    ReaganKA

    If you don’t appreciate a hard fought defensive game then you are a fucking pussy. The last thing I want is to watch USC or Oregon dance around the field in their queer uniforms at the NC. Anyone that says they want to see more offense isn’t a true football fan.

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      DrFratlove

      As opposed to watching two offenses just walk down the field with the ball over and over? If you love that so much, go watch Basketball.

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      Broseph_Settles

      No matter how you look at it, the national championship sucked fat cock. You can say defense all you want but the sub-par quarterbacks didn’t really help. And yes, shootouts are better than that piece of shit NC.

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      McCoy

      Rewatch Oregon-USC last year, and then rewatch LSU-Bama last year, and tell me what one was more exciting. I guess you folks in the south enjoy sitting on your stoops watching the grass grow over the broken down car in your front lawn, so maybe a slower paced game is more up your alley.

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      Cogito Ergo Bro

      Don’t know it off the top of my head but USC is like 10-4 against the SEC. Combine that with the SEC’s cupcakes, the Heisman front-runner, the best receiving tandem in the country, a favorable home and away schedule and a team that’s finally bowl eligible and you get a great Pac-12 V. SEC title game. Fight the fuck on!

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      Frathlete28

      It’s not that it’s not appreciated. It just honestly isn’t that fun to watch two great defenses tear apart offenses with very sub-par quarterbacks. It would have been much more impressive if either team had to try to stop an Andrew Luck/Matt Barkley type quarterback for four quarters.

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      ReaganKA

      McCoy I hate to break this to you but they will never legalize gay marriage in this country. Sorry bud. Why don’t you west coast pussies leave the college football talk up to us and just stick to the x games. Thanks for contributing to obama’s election. The west coast can go fuck itself.

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    Frat So Hard U

    They would fill the magazine up with how amazing the BigTen is if a BigTen team won (haha it’s funny because the BigTen is a joke). BigTen loving queers. It’s one of the many, MANY reasons why I hate ESPN.

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      JParks

      Granted, everyone, in every sport thinks the national media hates their team. It’s a natural part of being a fan. But, I just can’t buy that argument. I mean, have you seen the WWL’s coverage of the Big Ten in wake of the scandals at PSU, tOSU, etc.?

      ESPN doesn’t have a Big Ten bias- it has a ratings and tradition bias, and will always push for schools like Florida, USC, Michigan, Texas, etc., regardless of conference.

      Silliness.

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      DrFratlove

      They will never stop. We just have to face the fact that eventually, a blind squirrel will find its nut and a non SEC team might win the NC.

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    DrFratlove

    The argument that another team, who wasn’t in the top two, deserved to “get their chance” at the tittle is ridiculous. They had the whole fucking season to make it into the top two spots, but they didn’t. What kind of bullshit is this idea that the #1 and #2 teams shouldn’t be in the NC? Regardless of who the teams are. If the BigTen could take the #1 and #2 spots (Just laughed so hard I may have peed a little) then they should play, end of story.

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      McCoy

      The thing is they didn’t deserve to be #1 and #2. You probably believe in the bible on the premise that it is “the word of God” too don’t you?

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      DrFratlove

      ^Hm, that is interesting, because here I was thinking that Florida was #2 and Michigan was #3. Which turned out to be accurate because Florida bitch-slapped OSU and Michigan got buried pretty badly too.

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      Broseph_Settles

      ^^ “when they played”. Read the fine print, dumbass. And florida winning that NC is my exact argument as to why rematches (from the same conference no less) should never take place in the NC.

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      Broseph_Settles

      You clearly don’t remember the 2006 season. OSU and Michigan WERE #1 and #2 (when they played) and they almost had a rematch in the championship. Just goes to show how having teams from the same conference play in the NC means jack shit.

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    SonOfASonOfAFratter

    Believe it or not, the national championship is not to please us. It’s for the 2 best teams in the country who worked their asses off all year for a shot at the title. Bama and LSU deserved to be there. Period.

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