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Everything You Missed While Drinking Your Ass Off At Tailgate: College Football Week 13 Recap

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Rivalry week. Let’s jump right into it.

Week 13

UCF finishes up the perfect season.

We did it! 0-12, baby! So what if we didn’t win a game all year? If you’re going to suck, might as well suck the best, and that’s exactly what we did. People don’t remember a one win or two win season. But a winless season? That’s historic, my friends. You can’t top what my alma mater just did, only tie it.

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Rovell clearly doesn’t understand bar economics. Break it down for him, Jesse.

Iowa wins another Big 10 rivalry trophy

That trophy case is getting pretty full.


Are they even going to have enough room for a Big 10 championship trophy or, dare I say, National Championship trophy?

Such an Iowa win, with Nebraska making the only two notable plays of the game.

Love Nate Gerry getting up from this play, knowing he decapitated a dude, and not understanding why the ref threw the flag.

TCU-Baylor was one beautiful disaster

Try not to smile as you watch Frank Beamer dab

Clemson takes care of business

“When it comes to rivalry games, you can throw the records out. Anything can happen.” – Every broadcaster ever.


Alabama kicks it into gear late

“What did I say about rivalry games?”

Never mind.

Les Miles gets carried off the field in triumph even though he’s coming back next year


Alright, we’ve run this dance into the ground.

College Football playoff is working itself out

Notre Dame. Out.


Oklahoma. In.


Winner of Michigan State/Iowa. In.

Dan’s top 4
1. Alabama
2. Clemson
3. Oklahoma
4. Michigan State

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Writer and Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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