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Everything You Missed While Drinking Your Ass Off At Tailgate: College Football Week 14 Recap

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Week 14

Texas is probably going bowling at 5-7

Pounding the rock and playing good defense! That’s Charlie Strong football! It helps that Baylor was down to their fourth string quarterback, but whatever. A win is a win is a win. Now the Longhorns are most likely going to a bowl game at 5-7 due to the majority of college football being dogshit this year.

We also had ourselves a good ol’ fashion football brawl. By brawl, I mean a bunch of dudes running on the field and a few nudging each other.


With the exception of redshirt freshman Jermaine Roberts Jr. who was ready to drop some fools.


Anyone else just need Briles and Gary Patterson to drop the gloves when TCU comes into Waco next year? It’s long overdue.

Nothing will ever top the Miami-FIU fight, though.

G.O.A.T.

Storm Houston’s field at your own risk


Just give Christian McCaffrey the damn Heisman.

Florida’s defense and special teams can’t score enough points to knock off Alabama.


It’s painful to see Saban fake happiness.

Poor Iowa


Refs prevent a potential overtime classic in the Clemson-UNC game.


Forget that the dude murdered the Clemson returner. I wanted this game to go on forever.

Final Four

1. Clemson
2. Alabama
3. Michigan State
4. Oklahoma

Dan’s no thought predictions

Oklahoma over Clemson
Alabama over Michigan State

Oklahoma over Alabama

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Writer and Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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