Everything You Missed While Drinking Your Ass Off At Tailgate: College Football Week 6 Recap

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You just put in a 14-hour day crushing countless Game Day Lights on an empty stomach, asserted dominance over any fool that went even remotely close to the ladderball setup, and shamelessly finger blasted your pledge brother’s 18-year-old sister under the sign-in table. Needless to say, you had your hands full, so you undoubtedly missed what went down throughout the rest of the country. But no worries, guys. That’s what I’m here for: To spend Saturdays watching college football. Your thanks is not necessary, as I’m not in this line of work for the praise. I make the sacrifice of planting my ass firmly on the couch so people like you don’t have to — so you can go out and live the tailgate life the way tailgate life was meant to be lived. At the very least, hopefully this makes that crippling hangover today more bearable.

Week 6

Finebaum steals the damn show before it even gets started

Always leave them wanting more, Paul.

The greatest rivalry in sports had me jazzed up

Holman’s back. Fuck UConn! We’re turning this season around.

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Just fill the next bong with bleach and put me out of my misery.

Charlie Strong lives out the greatest day of his life.

I was legitimately starting to feel bad for the Longhorns and Charlie Strong. Then, one of our interns told me Texas doesn’t have homecoming because “We’re better than that.” I now hope all the bad things happen to you and only you, Texas.

Holy index finger. Charlie, what do you feed that thing?

Jim Harbaugh goes insane while his team is up 31 points.

Never change, Jim.

Baylor covered the 45 point spread

Easiest money of the day.

Fournette just seems like an all around good dude.

Georgia hands Florida the SEC East, Chubb is done for the year, and Rocky Top found its newest middle linebacker in the unlikeliest of places.


The Nick Chubb video is at the very bottom. Just do yourself a favor and skip over it.

Dabo Swinney takes over for the weekly Baker Mayfield dance clip.

There’s trouble brewing in the kicker community.

TCU does it again.

Swapping numbers mid game. #TFM

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Get used to Utah. They aren’t going anywhere.

Around the rest of the country
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Don’t watch it.
Seriously don’t.
Just go to the comments.
You don’t want to see it.
Here you go, you sick fuck.

I told you.
But you didn’t listen.
That’s on you.


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