DraftKings.com is holding another exclusive contest just for TFM where you can go up against me, TFM Intern, for real money. Even if you don’t place in the contest, as long as you beat me you’ll still win your money back. Last week I came so close to tasting glory, but still fell short and got 7th place out of 60. Still, I won some money and made 53 of you my bitch in the process with the team you see below.
Whoever wins 1st place in this week’s contest will win a ticket worth $109 for the NFL Sunday $200,000 contest (worth $109). 2nd place will win $75, 3rd-5th will win $20, and 6th-10th will win $15. All you have to do is throw down $5, draft your team, talk smack to me on Twitter, sit back and hope the football gods smile upon you. In addition, any first top depositor will receive a free $2 contest entry.
— James Riel (@JamesforRiel) October 23, 2013
There are only 60 spots in this week’s contest, and they fill up fast, so I recommend you stop wallowing in your own filth and DRAFT YOUR TEAM NOW, unless you’re too afraid that I’ll completely destroy you like I did to 53 people last week.
Good luck, turds.