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Eyewitness Gives Quote Of The Century About Student Hit By Car On UL Lafayette Campus

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I’ve never been hit by a car, but it doesn’t sound like a good time. The scrapes, the blood, the having to pick chunks of gravel out of your calves… I have no aspirations to be on the receiving end of a bumper slam – unless there’s an incentive. There’s a rumor at my alma mater that if one of the university-run buses hits you, you get free tuition. Was pretty tempted to try it out, but never built up the courage. Classic Jared being a puss. I do have a friend who ended up getting nailed by the bus – got sent rolling down the street and everything – and she didn’t even contact the university to find out if the rumor was true. I lost one friend that day. She lived, or whatever – I just couldn’t hang out with someone with such little regard for getting to the bottom of a campus-wide rumor.

A female student was recently hit by a car on the University of Louisiana at Lafayette campus. Another UL Lafayette student, Nigel Thomas, saw the whole thing go down. His quotes are straight fire.

From The Vermilion:

“I was sitting outside smoking a philly, and you know, I turned my head slightly, and I saw this girl being bombarded by a huge black jeep … I was like ‘oh s***’,” said UL Lafayette student Nigel Thomas, who said he witnessed the incident.

Thomas took a photo to share on social media, but reconsidered posting.

“I wanted to put it on my Snapchat, but then I was like ‘you know what; I don’t wanna put this on my story. It’s kinda messed up and she did not appear to be alive … she wasn’t moving,” he said.

That didn’t stop him from sending the photo to the student newspaper, though, where you can view it here.

Oh s***!

[via The Vermilion]

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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