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FAIL FRIDAY: A Hole Is A Hole

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

Got something you think should be featured in Fail Friday? Email it to ross@totalfratmove.com.

It’s no secret that I’ve been known to fill two plastic bags with jelly, microwave said bags, put said bags under a mattress and fuck them like a vagina. TFM.

Sweet merciful Lord, that is disturbing.

Going around whispering, “A hole is a hole,” to every rushee during house night. TFM.

Seems like a good way to ensure those kids pick up their bid cards.

Once you sniff a girl’s butthole that you just hooked up with after she falls asleep, there’s no turning back. TFM.

You can’t undo that shit.

Being perfectly okay with your penis of both average girth and length. TFM.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, you normal-dicked weirdo.

Asking your girlfriend’s dad if he “parties” and winking at him the first time you meet and him responding, “You know it.” Fratters frat! TFM.

This could be so many things. Too many things, in my opinion.

Packing your spring break suitcase with nothing but black dildos to see what happens in airport security. TFM.

Why they gotta be black dildos? I am outraged.

Titties and beer and being secretly queer. TFM.

Something tells me this was submitted in jest.

When she asks you to “go down” so you go down to the basement and haze a few pledges. TFM.

I will fight you. Whoever typed this, I will fight your try-hard face.

Taking every single test in college with your nutsack out and never getting caught. TFM.

Seems like an unnecessary risk.

“Once a slut, always a slut!” -Me to my mom when she forgets my Snack Pack. TFM.

What a loving family you have.

Shawn pulls.

Shawn pulls.

Spring break was liiiiiiit.

Spring break was liiiiiiit.

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

Squad up in this bitch.

Squad up in this bitch.

Yeah girl take that L.

Yeah girl, take that L.

This goober found himself a trident!

This goober found himself a trident!

Shoutout to dude in the comments.

Shoutout to dude in the comments.

Nah son.

Nah son.

Shotguns in the shower smh.

Shotguns in the shower smh.

With this motherfucker on your team how could you lose?

With this motherfucker on your team, how could you lose?

Take their charter immediately.

Take their charter immediately.

No laugh was worth this photo existing forever.

No laugh was worth this photo existing forever.

Taking a cream pie to the face, charity or no charity, ain't right.

Charity or no charity, taking a cream pie to the face is wrong.

#friendshipbouldering GTFOH

#friendshipbouldering GTFOH

These dudes are proud of their panties.

These dudes are proud of their panties.

The best little ever!

The best little ever!

Like he do not know what permanent is.

Like he do not know what permanent is.

Consider him Miles Davis.

Consider him Miles Davis.

Don't puke on your dick, kids.

Don’t puke on your dick, kids.

Hello goobers!

Hello goobers!

You should be allowed to tee it up again when this happens. #golfisfun

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The dead bird shotgun, because diseases are fun.

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Officially the worst shotgun attempt of all-time.

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Nothing a shotgun can't fix.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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