FAIL FRIDAY: Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Frat

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Got a blow job in Target after they announced I was in a frat over the intercom. TFM.
-Tennessee

“Attention shoppers! The portly gentleman on aisle 4 is in a frat!”

This is how you get into a frat 100% of the time: just shotgun a keg. TFM.
-Colorado

Thanks for that wonderful advice, you Colorado dope-smoking hippie scum.

Yelling “fore!” at an orphanage and you drive by and give them the bird. TFM.
-Virginia

Da fuq?

Blowing everyone. TmyexgirlfriendM.
-Tennessee

Haha! Your ex is a whore! TgivehermynumberM.

Having the hot ski patrol’s inbred cousin pick her up from your slope side mansion, then proceeding to fuck them both. Why? Because it’s Mon-fucking-tana. TFM.
-Montana

Montana, so hot right now…Montana.

Being hungover enough to blow your nose and wipe your ass with the same sheet of toilet paper. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Hygiene is for geeds.

When a bro tells you about something you already read on tfm and then you tell him you already read it on tfm and he says wait you read tfm and i say i do read tfm do you read tfm and hes all like yeah i read tfm and i’m all like bro reading tfm is such a tfm are you in a frat and which one. tfm.
-Virginia

Refusing to use capitalization or commas. tfm.

Getting a 100 dollar bill tattoo on my dick so that my slam can literally blow a 100. TFM.
-Vermont

Whatever floats your boat, freak.

Natty, black chicks, fucking up geeds at the ultimate debate tournament, Bruno Mars, and no condoms for sure a TFM.
-Texas

You’re all over the place.

When a girl at a trailer park is like “It’s my Uncle Dad’s birfday today” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Trailer parks are hotbeds for slam recruitment. Everybody knows that.

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Still just a rat in a cage.

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Yaaaarrrrrfffffff.

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This will legitimately give me nightmares.

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Unbelievably hairy rush ass.

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Fratstrong.

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When you’ve got abs like those, you show them off.

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Magic Mike pledges.

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Passing out in the most comfortable place you can find. TFM.

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Brotherly love.

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Pit stains for days.

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