Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Utilizing the Vineyard Vines catalog the same way most guys use Playboy magazine. TFM.
If you’re still whacking it to magazines, you’re a weirdo.
Telling your professor you were “texting your mom” when you clearly were sending Jimmy pics to your slampiece. TFM.
Maybe just don’t send dick pics in class.
Your mom getting noticably aroused when you come home because you look so much like your dad. TFM.
Keeping it in the family. TFM.
The congratulatory ass slap on one of your bros after he shot guns a sick Natty Lite. TFM.
Come on, man.
Requesting box as your last meal before being executed. TFM.
Apparently we’re pulling frat moves on death row now.
Having a limit on the amount of Jews let in the fraternity. TFM.
Total Hitler Move.
Celebrating everyday like Cinco De Mayo because you live in America. TFM.
That doesn’t make any damn sense.
I just got voted most likely to be in a frat at my private high school. I’m a freshman. TFM.
Getting new Sperrys every semester because of how wet they get from all the cumloads glazing them. TFM.
For the love of God.
Mom said that if I didn’t stop wearing combat Oakleys all day and night girls wouldn’t find me attractive. Just banged a three while wearing them blades. TFM.