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FAIL FRIDAY: Anything But Clothes

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

My dick immediately going from six to midnight whenever I see a sheep because it reminds me of the Brooks Brothers logo. TFM.

Man, that isn’t even close to normal.

Being the class clown of my Alcoholics Anonymous group. TFM.

Good for you. It can be tough to keep the mood light in those.

There’s a lot of fish in the sea, that’s why we wear Sperrys and PFG. TFM.

Get out and never come back.

Shamelessly tucking your boner in your swim trunks waistband at the pool, even though people can now see the head of your wenis since you’re shirtless. TFM.

You’re going to prison.

Making roadies for your family on the way to a funeral. TFM.

Depressingly frat.

She smelled mine, I smelled hers…now we’re pretty much a couple. TFM.

Total Canine Move.

Putting a chunk of poop in the broccoli and beef dish at the Chinese buffet and seeing what lucky customer finds the prize. TFM.

You really need a different hobby.

Owning a dildo for every Christmas you’ve spent in college. TFM.

Okay…

I’m on the no-fly list. TFM. (I brought cocaine onto a flight and tried to fuck a MILF sitting nearby.)

Sounds like you watched “The Wolf of Wall Street” one too many times there, chief.

The look on the slam’s face when she takes your pants off and sees a miniature bowtie tied around the root of my cock. TFM.

I hope she likes fratty cocks.

Sleep it off, bro.

Sleep it off, bro.

"Have a toga party!" they said. "It'll be fun!" they said.

“Have a toga party!” they said. “It’ll be fun!” they said.

Youre better than that.

You’re so much better than that.

#Snowball

#Snowball

Don't pass out with your cycling shoes on, brehhhh!

Don’t pass out with your cycling shoes on, brehhhh!

Raging with Pooh Bear. TFM.

Raging with Pooh Bear. TFM.

Cuddling with bae.

Cuddling with bae.

Man down.

Man down.

Squaaaaaad.

Squaaaaaad.

It appears he had a bit of an accident.

It appears he had a bit of an accident.

Is that a giant penis beer bong? Mother of God.

Mind the step children, pledge.

A #Delfie is a dick selfie...

A #delfie is a dick selfie…

Check out that sweet frowl frat owl).

Check out that sweet frowl (frat owl).

The greatest ABC outfit of all-time.

The greatest ABC outfit of all-time.

#tripleprompose

#tripleprompose

Did he get mauled by a bear?

Did he get mauled by a bear?

Looks like a fucking party.

Looks like a fucking party.

"Choke me while I play with my crotch."

“Choke me while I play with my crotch.”

Yaaaaaarf.

Yaaaaaarf.

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